Jokes

tfyu fldfyduo@

frdIdka ;o l%slÜ f,da,sfhls' Tyq l%slÜ l%Svdjg oelajQfha wiSñ; we,auls' Èjd ? Tyq l%slÜ .ek ñi wka lsisjla .ek is;=fõj;a l:d lf<aj;a ke;' iEu fudfyd;lu Tyq isáfha is;ska l%slÜ .iñks' Tyqf.a fuu l%slÜ frda.h Èfkka Èk W.% jQfhka frdIdka ufkda Ñls;ailhl= fj; fhduq flßK'

fodia;r uy;a;hd uu oji mqrdu l%slÜ .ykjd' .sh i÷od uq¿ ojiu uu fnda,a l<d' wÛyrejdod oji ;siafiu uu *S,aâ l<d' nodod" ta lshkafk" Bfh uu ojiu úlÜ lSm¾ úÈhg ysáhd' Tyq fodia;r uy;dyg úia;r lrñka lSh'

idjOdkj Tyqg weyqïlka ÿka ffjoHjrhd fufia lSh'

’´lg ;sfhkjd ñiag¾ frdIdka fyd| úi÷ula' oeka Thdf. weia fol ;Èka jy.kak' tfyu weiamshdf.k ys;kak" lshkak neß ;rï ,iaik ;reKshla" Thdf. w;afoflka w,a,f.k bkakjhs lsh,d'”

’thd uf. w;afoflka w,a,.;a;u uu fldfyduo neÜ lrkafk@ wo uu neÜ lrk oji’ frdIdka fkdbjis,af,ka lSfõh'

je/È fnfy;la

ffjoH .=Kfialr äiamekaißfha jev wjika fldg ;u ksfjig f.dv fjoa§ bÈßhg meñKs Tyqf.a ìß| §mdks ;u ieñhdf.a uqyqK foi úuis,af,ka n,d fufia weiqjdh'

”fudlo wfka wo Thd fndfydu ÿflka jf.@”

”wr uf.ka fnfy;a .kak fldaám;s chisxy uqo,d,sg wo w;miqùulska jerÈ fnfy;la ÿkakd” ffjoHjrhd ms<s;=re ÿkafka lkiai,af,ks'

’ydfka''` b;ska ta ukqiaih taflka uefrhso@’ ìß| weyeõfõ lg werf.kh'

’keye' tfyu fjkafk keye' ñksyg taflka ksÜgdjgu ikSm fjkav mq¿jka'’ ffjoH .=Kfialr ;o miq;eùulska hq;=j ms<s;=re ÿkakd'

tal ;uhs jqfKa

ufkda i;s wka;fha ;u ksfjig wjYH nvq f.k tau i|yd ìß|f.ka ,enqKq remsh,a ;=kaodyla /f.k fl<skau .sfha ;ukag iqmqreÿ leisfkda Yd,djgh'

Tyq remsh,a 500$)la uq,skau TÜgq we,a¨ w;r th fo.=K ù Tyqg remsh,a 1000$)la ,enqKs' bka m%fudaohg m;a ufkda tu remsh,a 1000$)u TÜgq we,a,Sh' túg Tyqg re' 2000$)la ,enqKs' Tyq jydu tu fooyi o TÜgq we,a¨ w;r th fo.=K ù re' 4000$)la ,enqKs' fuf,i remsh,a ,laIhla Èkd.ekSug ufkdag mehlg jvd ld,hla .; fkdùh'

tla mehla we;=<; remsh,a ,laIhla ÈkSfuka m%S;sfhka msiaiq jegqKq fya fojrla fkdis;d tu ,laIhu TÜgq we,a,Sh' tjr Tyq uq¿ uqo,u merÈK' mrdch ord .; fkdyels jQ ufkda by<g weo.;a yqiau my< fy,kq fkdyelsj yDohdndOhlska uf<ah'

fuu ÿlauqiq mqj; ufkdaf.a ìß|g oekaùfï j.lSu mejrefKa fyauka;gh' fyauka; ÿgq jydu jika;d flaka;sfhka fufia weiqjdh'

’fyauka; flda ufkda@’

’ufkda wo leisfkda .syska’ fyauka; lSh'

“tfyu kx uu ÿkak remsh,a ;=kaodyu bjr lrf.k ths' fyd|hs wo wdmqfokafld Wkaoe f.or” jika;d fldamfhka o;añá lñka lSjdh'

’b;ska Thd fmdâvla fjÉp foa wykakflda' ufkda wo leisfkda .syska remsh,a ,laIhla Èkqjd'’

’fudkjd@ uf. vd,sx ufkda remsh,a ,laIhla Èkqjd`’ jika;d woyd.; fkdyelsj m%S;sfhka lE.eiSh'

’Tõ Èkqjd' yenehs B<Û mdr ta ,laIhu mrdojqKd’ fyauka; lSh'

’fkdolska ld,lkakshd' fïld uefrkav tmdhe’ jika;d yQ,a,ñka lSjdh'

”b;ska tal ;uhs jqfKa” fyauka; lshd .;af;ah'